Monday, March 7, 2011

A*mazing From Australia 1994

Age moth ...

  • If you own parents / parents / grandparents invite volunteer for your party and you are then not only fun you, but rejoice that you are here tapped the addresses of the best urologists, cardiac surgeons and phlebotomists within 100km have,
  • asks if a guy on the phone after your baby son and to the indignant exclamation "Who are you anyway?" replies ? "It's me, Tom, son of class, do you know me any more,"
  • when Du 8 Reading Glasses in strategic locations such as bathrooms, car, office, purse, laundry, etc. Seat new, and they will not find again, because you indeed can not see anything,
  • when son (\u0026lt;- until about 4 weeks super bitch deluxe with shower phobia) you into the living room, quoted in order to then complain in a severe tone, that you to use the Xbox DVD but please in the provided protective cover and NOT shalt put simply lax on top of the box,
  • if you do not just riding the snorting of the horse, but, at the trot and the rhythmic creaking of your left hip hear
  • if your original hair gray so strong that you melt over so often have, that the concern is entitled to a kidney injury absolutely,
  • when the neighbor boy (8), who gave you shit already as an infant on your lap, you siezt suddenly
  • if your doctors say things like would be "In your age a XY appropriate investigation. " ,
  • you if you still passionate look at the repetitions of LaBoum , yet much more to the Love story of the grandmother are interested, instead of the the 14-year-old protagonist,
  • and if you, even after a detailed study of the manual are not in a position to make the new camera is not yellow-tinged images
... then you can guess: the paint is crumbling ...

Friday, March 4, 2011

How Can A Heavy Sleeper Become A Light Sleeper?

Protest against education cuts in Munich

DEMO + + + 26.03.2011 + + +10:00 Clock + + + + + + MARIENPLATZ DEMO + + +26.03.2011
on the number of teaching posts at the high school in Bavaria
been reported in recent weeks many contradictions. Despite
otherwise releases the State Government is clear from the
figures for the biennium 2011/2012, the beginning of April 2011, be adopted in final reading
, clearly
a further reduction of teachers especially in the high schools. The previous
, some catastrophic IN SUPPLY OF TEACHERS remains so
. So, at the schools can not even control hours covered.
to large classes, high Number of hours of downtime due to illness, a strong commitment from trainees
in regular education, long hours of teacher ... are everyday.
The burdens of the G8 are thus further strengthened.
We do not accept this and continue to work up the failures of the school at the kitchen table or
with expensive tuition, but active. Join us!
support in the interest of students in the us

demonstration for more teachers and against education cuts!

at 26.03. 2011 from 10:00-12:00 at the Marienplatz clock

Share it further enable parents, students, kids and family - those who do not see more
do, as will be saved in education and continue to the detriment of our children.
together and only together we can make a difference!
that this can work, we saw last year on the example of Stuttgart.
latest information, see www.bildung21.info
Send addition to the Education Committee of the Parliament daily e-mail.
The address is: http://www.bayern.landtag.de/cps/rde/xchg/landtag/x/-/www1/519_1007.htm.
Responsible Andreas Kienle, Isabel Kramer-Kienle
DEMO + + + 26.03.2011 + + +10:00 Clock + + + + + + MARIENPLATZ DEMO + + +26.03.2011

This handout can here download it in pdf .

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What the Hell ...?!

Yesterday of her partner had our 1st et moi Appointment with woman hell , the pair consultant.

I think if you investigate a job as a partnership consultant, you should choose subtle clothes and intimidate the clients, these unfortunate creatures, NOT in a black leather miniskirt, high heeled boots and fishnet tights received.
Smoky Eyes and YSL Rouge Volupte 17 of are generally a good choice, but unsuitable for life's work.
(No, it was by no means a carnival costume, because, according to Mrs hell is carnival so not her.)
And if, as older woman in the job is put up like a streetwalker, says the not what about the poor quality of their psychotherapeutic skills from?


Something like that was so slut wife hell
. older only just 30 years.

That would be a great choice of clothes!
Dapper and trustworthy.

matter. Let's see what she wears next time.

We each had our view of things set out regarding our relationship.
And they judged us by their first impression: I
the CH frustrierteweilarbeitslose am woman, HIM 24 / 7 criticized.
and he was the pathetic drip, the 24 / 7 is a get on the cover, although he knows it -God is there all the effort and it has also not easy with me and my far too high expectations.
I had almost cried out of sheer pity if the LAG would not have gesabbert (see description of clothing) ...
aaand if he had not replied when asked what he likes about me, especially with:
"I like her breasts, her organizational skills and their rational use of Money. "

And for superior he had mi-nu-ten-long, while I extemporaneously 7 of his I could best recite pleasing character!
And there was no genital equipment ! times with this

Then we had to enumerate things with which we are at the other in the last few days have gone so right on the bag
I told the bathroom story.
The LAG had kindly offered to the ceiling of my Delete bath again.
that lasted nearly 30 minutes. Unfortunately, "Tim " the rest of the bathroom is not covered and I spent then for 3 hours trying to scratch blob of toothbrushes, palm leaves, bath mat and toilet seat
woman hell was in that moment completely shitty for me in which she said.
"If your partner is not so certain things done, how you want it to, you just do it themselves."
YOURSELF! Halloho? Why has woman as' nen Kerl, if not for something? Pfff ...

He had only to complain that I have my / our whole life on the Internet obvious. I objected that I am here completely anonymous and even video-lottery name & address of my friend in the neighborhood indicate city (with their permission) , he did not apply.
Typical: His hobbies are, of course, all politically correct and environmentally valuable, my new hobby, which is my blog, caused electricity costs, is indiscreet and addictive.

task for next time:
Remember, what the other was ever so great that one is ever met.
For them it is in fact an enigma in their eyes, we have much in common, like these two here:


And I hope for him that he will not give of something like: " I found her butt so crisp!

Pics: carnival-megastore.de, thefirstpost.co.uk

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Eyes Allergies When Pregnant

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The old codger roommate is a few months ago wearing glasses.
E r suffering from age-related and Something had to can make glasses that he wears but not because he 1 is too vain and second They moved constantly.

Yesterday I'm sitting at the kitchen table and does the greeting card by 18 Birthday of my nephew write.
He is a cash donation is requested.
One of the card a tiny envelope and was now gone.

So I yell through the house:
" has a seen of you this little money envelope? "

MB1: " This green, lying on the kitchen table "

I: Yes !

MB1: "So the rough map for the T for the widow of Mr Meier?"
(\u0026lt;- work colleague of MB1, suddenly a few days ago deceased)

I : "No. The little card for the funeral was dark gray and dark green!"

MB1: "Oh?"

I * * evil foreboding : "Have you already sent the condolence about?"

MB1: "Yes, why?"

I: "You know what was on the green, right?"

MB1: " more stood on it what I can not read without glasses nix ?"

I : "JAAHAAA, there was something! "

MB1: " And what?"

DAS:

ch I very much hope to the widow Meier is their pain through the 50 Ocken, the da for the nephew's inside, a tiny bit of relief!