Sunday, January 30, 2011

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Kack-mail

Fits this now the equivalent.

Paso asked me the other day:

"Duhu, July, do you also pee in the toilet?"
I: "Yeah!"
He: "Kacka too?"
I: "Of course!"
He: "Always?"
Me: "Of course!"
He: "Then you're already a big boy?"

Yes, I'm probably ...

This occurs to me:

I As recently perused with girlfriend Martina an inherited board with photos of my late grandmother, we noticed that there seemed no generation is (at least not AFTER invention of the camera) that snaps their children NOT the bullshit!
We found toilet photos of me, my grandmother , my cousin, my cousins, my uncles and my father (all of them as infants of course) .
Martina also are those images are not alien.
Her mother even has her Gästeklo with a small gallery of her in "making" photographs decorated 4 children.
We interviewed Roommate 1 and 2 - and also since then, the potty-Clippers pressed the shutter button.

The question remains: WHY?


can read in the age at Kacken -
bring only the gifted!


Oh, and then wanted Paso yet know whether cockroaches even go into the living room.
Well, let's hope not.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

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addendum to Headset Post:

by Mrs Ms unduly critical comment:
"please do not tell that you are wearing white stockings in public!" and the Mail from Mellie S., in which she doubts my abilities as a prima ballerina, I feel obliged to set image exculpatory material to a previous conviction for tasteless dressed counteract liar!

Good, the soloist's never enough.
I suspect it was the lush
main .. .. uh Armpit hair.

My work shoes.
with steel caps ;-)





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Thursday, January 27, 2011

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But of course ...

shitty 25 years I have hundreds of good fucking work certificates, statements, pay slips, qualifications, diplomas, etcetc. kept.
end of November I got rid of everything.
Hat do not sow ever watching it.

Fucking four days later I contacted the fucking pension and now wants to know almost everything about my professional life!!

Check the my fucking garbage, or what?

Since then, just running around and behind them, telephoning (there's actually still a single, shitty authority in Germany, which is not available on an expensive 0180 number, and where no Brasig Call Center Bratz says: "I give forward your request We will contact you via snail mail) because let the gentlemen do not go through certified copies - No, it must be freshly issued originals be, which can be the filth-offices could also pay for more expensive!

Aaaargh!!
Aargh!!
Aaaaarrrggghhhhh !!!!!!!

My life is a fucking pile of pony!!

Maxi Mounds Not Touring

Headset homemade

If you play with the best friend online star wars battle force while on the phone with him has to plan how the enemy troops together can effectively be overcome, a headset very useful.
But if you have a mother who says: "So we do not need a nonsense!" you have to just craft one yourself.
and for a stay-of Mother's stockings.
the inside they have great rubber coating which can easily inserted underneath phone does not slip out '.
Hm
Should I be worried now?


Wednesday, January 26, 2011

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Revolution (s)


Update Tunisia Tunisia

go further demonstrations against the transitional government.
Interpol issued an arrest warrant for ousted President Zine El Abidine Ben Ali and his family of six for the charge of smuggling to operate the Tunisian transitional government issued.
Interpol, said their family members after the lookout, and this should be arrested, but no officials were sent to arrest them.
spoken about the possible release of 2460 prisoners. So far is unknown how many of them ploitische prisoners.
11 thousand prisoners are said to have escaped during the chaos of the fall of Ben Ali, 71 were killed.
still find the seat of government in the Old City protests.
announced Despite the struggles of the transitional government, a reduction of the curfew on Saturday night. Jeffrey Feldman, an envoy of the U.S. government urged other Arab countries to initiate reforms. Barack Obama said in a speech to his country would stand by the Tunisian people, proving that his will is stronger than that of the dictator.




Algeria In Algeria, the words of Jeffrey Feldman's action appeared to have shown.

A new government should go in Algeria at the start and protect the country from mobs.
Prime Minister Ahmed Ouyahia and several Ministers before especially those who already 10 years in office should be dismissed.
Succeeding Ouyahia Noureddine Yazid Zerhouni deputies are uasein Youcef Yousfi and, Daho Ould interior minister in an interview.
Ouyahia is in office since 1995.



In Lebanon, the Hezbollah Shiite majority in Parliament.
favorite is Najite Mikati. Thousands of protesters are

but loyal to the president of the transitional government Saad Hariri, who got the vote only a few votes less than Mikati.
Faris Saeed, coordinator of the Secretariat of the forces of the four-tenth of March, called for nightly, peaceful gathering at Patz near the grave of the martyr, Rafik Hariri is assassinated in 2005 - on.
army and security forces have stepped up their presence in all parts of the capital Beirut and Tripoli.
schools and universities were closed.



Yemen


In de capital Sanaa today thousands of people in the vicinity of the university against the policies of President Ali Abdullah Salih demonstrated. The
, organized by the opposition demonstrations require far-reaching changes and reforms.
There have been no clashes between demonstrators and security forces.
The ruling party has a counter-demonstration organized. Salih is reached since 1978 President and by law he has wanted this job for life. It is expected that will then take over his son's body.
Jordan

Also in the Jordanian capital Amman, it came to protests.

King Abdullah II, Prime Minister Samir Rifai announced to dismiss.
Many, however, also demand the end of the monarchy and with it the dismissal of the king.

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Egypt moves to

After Tunisia and Egypt is now on a new path.
looks even against a Western-supported police state of his end. In
IRIB
and
Dawa News
there to informative reports.
According to Al-Jazeera have been on Tuesday, about 500 demonstrators arrested 25/01/2011. Meanwhile, citizens are arrested at random.
launched a raid led to new excesses.
In Alexandria arrested 64 people yesterday for inciting riots and destruction of public property.
The Bar Association of Alexandria, in a statement condemned the arrest of lawyers. Hassan Sobhi - Member of the Bar Council, called it a flagrant violation of the immunity, because the names of the attorneys during the consultation noted by activists and the lawyers finally arrested.
He called for a quick release and a formal apology to the Bar Association.

Label The Paschal Candle

rates of school

I, girlfriend Martina and Otto the dog for a walk along Möhnesee .
When we are in the amount of the ferry, a bus is hit with a bunch of 12-year-old.
The bus stops, the door opens and out rises a man with wire-rimmed glasses, beard and a Norwegian sweater.

Martina: "And, w hich school?"
I : . comprehensive school all-clear. "

climb as the next two Turkish boys looking out '. One shouted:
"Wow, dude. Kuck ma! Full the sea, ey!"

Martina: "I correct: Primary school!"

Then a blond boy in Tarnklamotten jumps off the bus and shouts:
! Yippieh First! "

I: "All right - special school!"
Martina: "Hmm."

Long live the prejudice.
Or not?

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

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Monday, January 24, 2011

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mothers are often a creepy people their behavior pattern, I really can not understand sometimes.

So also yesterday morning.
discussion at the next table in the cafeteria:

Mrs A (mother of Kiera, 7) :
"Kiera came yesterday limped out of school it was. in the toilet fell hard and now the whole coccyx blue! "

Mrs B:
. "Och jeee How did this happen?"

Mrs A:.
"They climbed on the toilet bowl and from there on the toilet paper holder, the stupid bracket is broken and Kiera is the Po crashed full to the rim of the toilet .! But I will do the dirty on the caretaker That's dangerous "

Mrs B:
" How terrible ... But why is she climbed onto the toilet paper holder! ?

Mrs A:
"To make a fool of the child in the cabin next door. It is now as a new 'sport' among the kiddies."

Mrs B * their sympathy suddenly too limiting * :
"Well, you've declared her hope that one does not make someone to interfere with something as intimate? "

colleague * A kind of bitchy * :
"Why? The yet make them all! We have earlier made it! You have to just through!"

Kuhl!
I was a child at school & nothing worse embarrassing to be disturbed as the class clown while peeing!
also Hewn earlier we would have been the coccyx blue if we had been caught in such misconduct!

Friday, January 21, 2011

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men on their knees ...

... or in front of me lying on the ground -
so I have it to look at.
If they are still productive here -
a dream!


How well that my new camera snaps so silently - otherwise it would play protest cries ...

age kitchen floor - WCC

!
New kitchen floor - wow!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

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who is faithful, has just afraid

Sometimes Slava sits on kitchen.
Slava's oldest friend from Mitbewohner1 children teenage days, when we traveled together in a rickety beetle the globe in search of the best drug.
How to halt so that makes Chatting after high school.
MB1 was after this trip to the honest man * cough * ; Slava eventually landed in jail for drug dealing.
Slava is 2 meters tall and looks like an aging Marilyn Manson: thin, long black hair, black clothes, black eye, black bass.
So a guy in front of the woman is afraid if she does not wicked, brutish and is somehow creepy.

MB1 As a gossip mouth is, he has a little .. uh .. Episode of LAG and I apparently also Slava says.
For as MB1 yesterday evening, just left the kitchen, sat the Prince of Darkness one of his few words to me:
"And, how about it?"
I * hoping that he did not mean what I interpret the question into * : "How about what"
He:? "W as well We both ...?" * crap, hoping for nothing *
He raises an eyebrow meaningfully.
Well, that's gonna be a clear statement. I'm always a fan of subtle Andeuterei can confirm how POM Henneke .
I * indignant and also peeking demurely * : " I'm dating!"
He: "And ?"
I: "And true!"
He * * snort contemptuously : " Is 'Your fellow but also not'."
I: "Isser wooohl!"
He: . Hmhm What's instruction mentioned for a small change? "
I: "The fact that I'm faithful?"
* He again so ve * brings many snorting: "You're scared."
I: " fear of what?"
He: " Before that you might like it."
I : " that I like what could be the Untreusein or the Sex?"
He: "Both ."
I: "So I am only loyal because anxious, and not, because I honesty, reliability and loyalty towards my partner is very important "
He"?.. Just "

Aha Something else learned
Maybe I should often. by Slava, the wise old man sitting on kitchen ...

Monday, January 17, 2011

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An Apple a Day keeps the cops away!

Today night morning around 8.29 clock I drive quite comfortably the 300 meters between home and bakers than on Halfway flashes and my friend, POM Henneke, pops out behind a corner and beckoned me.
In the wake of a dozen Midget, which surround my car yelling.
I let down the window.
"We flash today's cars, the reverse actions here!" yells to me one of the second counter (?) graders. "You are here down in the 30-zone only 23! We find that well, so you get one for yourself Congratulations!"
That I was just so slow because I had my new neighbors hinterhergeglotzt leave, I mentioned.
Instead, I'll call " Jaaayyy ", shine and pretend that I am very supidolle. This pleases the little ones turn dolle and we all look forward to except POM.
"Mooooment!" , it interrupts the rapture. "If you as to anything?"
The children stare, staring, staring, whispering.
Then:
"The is 'not' strapped! cries a little sneak.
"Ex-act", says the POM and pulls out his ticket pad.
"I live just a few meters from here," I remember him, who had so then stormed filmreif our garden. "And just want to the bakery over there."
"Even on one, incidentally, from the ecological point of view unnecessary, because too short a trip, has ma n to buckle up." , explains the fun brake.
Oh.
And then he required 30 Ocken. I have only 20 comes.
"No problem," says POM. "yes you live over there - then you can get the rest of the money quickly." Aargh!
I smile the most beautiful smile that a woman in my condition (medium, even without make-up with puffy eyes, leermagig, unterkoffeiniert) hinkriegt, but it seems limited.
" All right. Then give her the twenty. The rest of en 10 I shall spare Ihne N.", decided by the POM.
"But then I have no money left for the baker!" wants to throw me, but he kuckt again sooo ...

My goodness, can you be so forgiving?
YES, I am too stupid for flirting! (see here )
I have just other things on my mind to interpret than the facial movements of guys! Why does the the so personally?

"Then They give the apple but again, right? " klugscheissert the sneak and of course it agrees with the POM.
Pff. crapped plan. I like eh no fruit

Now I know how Ute Lemper (the older guests will remember) have felt at that time must be: the celebrated star of outlaws in 2 minutes * sniff *

Sunday, January 16, 2011

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embarrassment on Sunday

- The Church Oppa our still in the senior citizens' club. to play bingo accompanied

-. bingo rules not properly understood and learned in the 2 Number " BINGO !" roared.

- From 4 dozen seniors and Pastor word & was staring at a loss.

- Dark started.

- Hoped that all have cataracts, then it is only bright magenta.

- Nix won.

- As a consolation prize of getting a lanyard Veuve Cliquot.
A personally lso not of it, but ...

Ah no matter.

Not my Sonntach.
I put 'me down again.

Friday, January 14, 2011

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Saturday, January 1, 2011

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Before I forget:

Happy new year