Lautrup: Physics Of Continuous Matter

Juliane von Knigge

• I do not speak you are already at the first meeting.
  (Au ch not a OneNightStänder or the paramedics, who take me for 3 hours at whim, while the associated fire me from a burning car wreck cuts Yes, sorry -.. But I'm consistently)

• I dislike of someone I've only met yesterday, "July" be named.

• I may not be greeted with the very next bussi hug rubbish! (I would at least be asked in advance whether one should I mount so and I do give a damn whether to welcome the French with 3, 6 or 9 kisses, Karla!) Therefore I am but an advocate of straight handshake.

• I hate "Maaaahlzeit" & "good appetite" and I will answer it never will.

• What really speaks against it, to iron tablecloths, before they are placed on the table?

• As a fan of Moritz Freiherr Knigge and his ancestors (who was still single? Is) I wish someone after a sneeze not Health " but wait on one, in perfect French intonation already put forward Pardon (but does look like I'm waiting probably for free).

• If you are staying for a chat in my office, then no way that ass on my desk! Yes, the same goes for you, boss!

• If I call the words in a roundabout / Location / Get-together / cash out / I'm completely with you / this is not mine / etc. hear to fold my ears automatically.

• a pen, craftsmen or partners I say after a completed task that he has his work well done , and not that he "a good job has made" .
  (A not ven if it is a Blowjob is. He would then with a simple HUCH ! rewarded.)

• If one then like says Thank , of course I will never start with the French from the out-perverted answer "because not 'for' .

• When "Perfect Dinner", in canteen / cafe / restaurant, I would like to tear my blackheads Caps & Hats of the matted vertices (ham all have parents, the which teach something?) .

• oh yeah and when I again in the internet on a blog comment Post or other text come across in the punctuation, and are largely ignored and lower case I shoot either gave me the eye or in the screen what god of love, because the points of commas and question marks invented

• in my presence to fart burp and is of course taboo, Mary! Even if it "only natural" is .

Yes, order and must be a minimum of decency, is not it?

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Charlotte Asperger's wife calls me.

MB2 stuffy.

Pfff.